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The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.
Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!
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Tally Hall 

Verb. To do a Tally Hall, you need to create a band that performed at shows, started making songs and albums, grow a loyal fanbase but then suddenly stop just to say that you would make songs again, but leave your fanbase with false hope.
Person: Hey, dude wassu- WOAH where did you go.
Random other person: I saw that too! He just did a Tally Hall and left us!

Tally Hall 

A band that doesn't exist. It never has and never will. Stop asking questions. If anyone asks, deflect. Tally Hall has does not exist.
Instructions on how to handle this situation.

Them: "Hey do you like Banana Man by Tally Hall?"
You: "That's not real. Stop asking questions."
Tally Hall by Joe Hawley November 15, 2020

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.
Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?
Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

tally hall 

A band based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was formed in December of 2002. Tally Hall is under the Quack! recording label. The band members all wear different coloured ties.
Band Members;
Ross Federman (Grey Tie, Percussion)
Joe Hawley (Red Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Rob Cantor (Yellow Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Andrew Horowitz (Green Tie, Keyboards/Vocals)
Zubin Sedghi (Blue Tie, Bass/Vocals)

Tally Hall also makes short movies. Both music videos and skits. Their best known video is probably Banana Man which can be found on both You Tube and Albino Blacksheep. They're CD Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum was released in November 2005. The tracks include Banana Man,Greener,Just Wuv,Good Day and more.
We're stereosonic
We're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction
A mechanical attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
ROCK
-From Welcome to Tally Hall
tally hall by x_____retard August 21, 2006

Tallahassee Night Train 

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."