The act of performing anal sex, urinating in the rectum, having the recipient clench their anal sphincter and then evacuate the contents on the partner's chest. This act is usually performed by tiny Asians vacationing to the Florida Panhandle.
by Nate lowry May 4, 2015
When a man jizz’s on his Toothbrush then proceeds to brush his teeth, swish his semen around his mouth, and swallow.
People always told me I had yellow teeth, then I tired the tallahassee mouthwasher now my teeth as my grandpas ass.
by Lilmeat69420 August 25, 2018
A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by the male, while he rides her. Extra points for wearing ski goggles.
"Last night I sweated my bag off when I Tallahassee Toboggan this bitty. Got pretty wet, thank God I wore my goggles."
by monster-rod-von-huge-in-stein July 10, 2009
winston: do you hear what i did to that girl at that kenny chesney concert.
JC: no what?
winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler
JC: no what?
winston: while we were crowd surfing i gave her the ole tallahassee tickler
by the infamoustallahasseetickler April 10, 2009
A circle jerk amongst a group of guys, typically done in a jacuzzi, wherein each member helps stroke his brother to the right, forming a chain of sorts.
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
Tip: placing your left hand on the back of the person to your left will help solidify the chain, making the roundabout more tallahassee
“What’re you guys doing tonight?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
“Kevin invited us to his pool, might have a tallahassee roundabout. Wanna come?”
by slobberpopper5000 August 8, 2023
The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”
by antfuck June 26, 2018
While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman
Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night
by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017