Tall Law 

Tall Law states that anyone under 5’4 is automatically short and that anyone who is not as tall as you is also considered short. You can be 5’5 but when someone who is 5’10 calls you short you cannot argue with it. If you’re 5’3 and you call somebody who is 5’ short then you are both still short because you are under 5’4.

If you’re shorter than somebody on National Throw Short People Day (October 24th) you do not get to tell people taller than you that they cannot throw you. You would be breaking the Tall Law.

“Ayo she said she can’t be thrown on National Throw Short People Day. She’s not under 5’4 but she’s not as tall as me so that’s breaking Tall Law!”

Tall Law by YokoOhNo October 6, 2020

tall leprechaun lawyer 

A tall leprechaun lawyer is a tall man resembling a leprechaun. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be referred to as the Ericsan. Tall leprechaun lawyers are often found to be incredibly nerdy nerd nerd like. They are often found in law firms listening to 80's top hits. Tall leprechaun lawyers can often be confused with the average leprechaun man. The difference is a tall leprechaun lawyer will have a small, fuzzy, white dog by their side, often referred to as da fuzz, and they will also a sacred belly-button. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be found in breweries or courts, these are their natural habitats. If you are so lucky as to find a tall leprechaun lawer make sure you ask for legal advice, hand them a beer, and say merry Christmas, because it is obviously their belief that Christmas and St. Patrick's day are combined all year.

Wow! By the looks of him, and his small, fluffy, white dog, he must be a tall leprechaun lawyer!

tall leprechaun lawyer by HANARCHY_the 80's January 8, 2017