Takhoma
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Located in Mapley Valley WA, It's the most expensive upper class, white highschool in the state, lt has is three stories tall, and all of them represent a literal descent into hell. By that, I mean the 3rd floor is all Mormans and kids named kyle. 2nd floor is filled with the best definition of "normal" there is, and the first is all filled with junkies and e-girls along with a bathroom that makes gas station bathrooms look appetizing. Literal prostitution and drugs are common to such an extent to where nobody cares, and it all comes from their parent's credit cards that they treat with such little care. It also happens to be the only place in the state where the white kids pretend to be black, and the black kids pretend to be white. These are also the kids who think that whoever is the biggest douche can get their pick of highschool relationships. The female population is mostly made up of edgy white girls named Noelle or Hailey, who nine times out of ten have been railed by the football team in the world's most fetid bathrooms. Besides being placed in the most boring town on this side of the hemisphere. The school puts all of its money who knows what, and can't even afford to set up a decent homecoming were pallets of ax body spray are more common than a damn bowl of fruit bunch. The theatre kids are annoying, and the band kids are even worse. But in the end, it's just another suburban high school.
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Tahoma (Body) by Dynamic duo June 5, 2013
takoma park
Takoma Park is a fuckin SWEET hippy town. lots of TREES!, chill spots, parks, and blaaazers young and old. a place where you can walk to all your friends houses, smoke on every street, and enjoy the environment.
x: damn, where should we smoke??
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.
l: well, we can hotbox at the christian school, smoke on the roof, at spring park, opal D's, Westmoreland park, jna busses, the college, the woods, the gazeebo, piney branch, sligo, fuck lets just do it here, its Takoma Park.
takoma park by Flinz October 4, 2005
Takoma Park Middle School
A school located in Silver Spring. Unlike the other definition written by some idiot, this school is unaccepting as fuck and almost all the kids juul, vape, and smoke crack. There is a huge ass divide between the magnet nerds and the non magnet kids who smuggle in weed. This school is only marginally better than Eastern.
Yo, did you go to Takoma Park Middle School?
Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.
Yea man, that place was rough as fuck, had to carry a glock with me cuz the security guards didn't do shit. One had 3 teeth and jacked off to hentai all day.
Takoma Park Middle School by dont_sag_21 September 5, 2021
takoma park
capital of hippie-land, home of speed humps (not to be confused with speed bumps) and lots of drunkenneess atop christian schools deep in the night. also home of the squirrel lady and that guy who walks around swinging a dead fox.
l: dude, let's break into jna
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
j: and steal a fireextinguisher
l: lets get drunk first
e: and high
l: whoohooo
j: i hate war!
e: free love!
l: i love animals, give them rights!
takoma park by hottness January 12, 2004
tahoma
a school district, but more specifically a high school, located in maple valley, washington. tahoma senior high is known to be overflowing with predominately white, upper-middle class kids who are spoiled to the extent that they uses mommy's money for the purchase of drugs on a daily basis. tahoma is also known for its mediocre sports teams. also notable is the sense of superiority that being a tahoma bear bestows upon students, although what there is to specifically be proud of is unclear.
at the end of the day, tahoma is just a regular suburban high school full of kids who don't know anything about the real world...ignorance is bliss, right?
at the end of the day, tahoma is just a regular suburban high school full of kids who don't know anything about the real world...ignorance is bliss, right?
dude, last night i got hella blazedd after the homecoming game and tonight i'm totally gonna get some from that hot freshman after the dance.
living the tahoma dream.
living the tahoma dream.
tahoma by sophomore oh eight May 9, 2008