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Take this lollipop 

A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.
Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.

Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?
Take this lollipop by jixxy October 19, 2011
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Take this lollipop 

hello bob have u tried take this lollipop
Take this lollipop by jhbgvfchj December 7, 2020

takethislollipop.com 

takethislollipop.com is an augmented reality game where you go into a chat room, similar to Zoom and you “talk” to these actors. As the game progresses everything starts becoming more augmented as “participants” disappear.
damn “takethislollipop.com” freaks me out.
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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