Take this lollipop

A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.

Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?

Take this lollipop by jixxy October 19, 2011

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Horror game hehe

hello bob have u tried take this lollipop

Take this lollipop by jhbgvfchj December 7, 2020

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takethislollipop.com

takethislollipop.com is an augmented reality game where you go into a chat room, similar to Zoom and you “talk” to these actors. As the game progresses everything starts becoming more augmented as “participants” disappear.

damn “takethislollipop.com” freaks me out.

takethislollipop.com by ErectYoungBoy420 April 1, 2021

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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