Take Me To Church 

when you want somebody to fuck you as hard and as rough as possible.

person one: "omg he's so hot"
person two: "i know right? i want him to Take Me To Church.

Take Me To Church by tragically_cipher February 9, 2017

Take me to church 

when someone is singing in a way that deserves your undivided attention, just like a preacher in church

Beyoncé is gonna take me to church

Take me to church by Alley Catzzz May 12, 2016

Take me to Church 

(1.) When sex is like a religious experience. The feeling is so powerful and all pervading, you have no choice but to be present. And yet you also find yourself in a state of awe, beyond all the limits of your own body and mind. Time appears to stand still and yet it moves so quickly as your body automatically does what it needs to do, without thought, pretense, or any opportunity for self-consciousness.

Just as people often go to the house of a particular religion to find God...."Take me to Church" in the context of sex, involves a physical build up so intense, the orgasms could be described as a kind of "seeing God".

(2.) To crave or hunger for someone so much, you know being with them would be a religious experience.

(Hell, if you really want to extend the religious symbolism, think of the way a supposedly demon possessed person is taken to church, "laid hands on", convulses and shakes, and then appears to be "set free" with a peaceful look on their face. The parallels between this and really great sex are obvious.)

(1.) O God....He really knows how to take me to church.

(2.) I've never wanted someone to take me to church so bad in my life. I wonder if there's still seating available. The aisle closest to his lap would be preferable.

Take me to Church by Olive989 March 8, 2023