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Take That D 

Basically means take that dick. Best used when during rough sex if the receiver is being a whiny bitch. This phrase was used as a double entendre in Drake's "Best I Ever Had" video. In the video, he is coaching a women's basketball team. In the huddle he says to them, "Now when you're out there, and they put that D on you, TAKE THAT D! Take that D like the champions you are." obviously referring to defense, but we all knew damn well what the underlying message was.

Also, very threatening when used by a rapist.
Girl: "OMG, that hurts. Can you please be gentle?"

Boy: "Bitch, you better TAKE THAT D!"

Girl: OMG, please take all of my money. Don't hurt me, please I won't tell.

Rapist: Shut the fuck up and take that d before I kill you.
Take That D by bbromgwtf November 4, 2009
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I'll take that to dinner 

A level of strong agreement, not to be confused with complimenting someones physical appearance.
Charlie: I'm a really good friend because I'm helping you with your Law Assignment
Becca: (looking at Charlies progress) I'll take that to dinner!

take that for data 

To not have pedegree over coach pop.
i want ice cream, my mom is not gon' rook us!! Take that for DATA! *slams table*
take that for data by Coach pop April 26, 2017

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect 

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves
John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

A loser that doesn’t take showers 

A guy with the name AmaZn that doesn’t take showers loves miners😏 and gets dicked down daily
AmaZn is a loser that doesn’t take showers

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit. 

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.
X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.
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