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Mai Tai Surprise 

The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.

Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
Mai Tai Surprise by travisonfire January 16, 2013

tai scanio 

a sexy beast who is good at skating and has 12 girlfriends
yo you know tai scanio?
ya bro he’s hot asf
tai scanio by tai scanio August 7, 2021

Tai Stick 

An opium soaked piece of marijuana tied to a stick, usually used as the filler of a marijuana cigar.
Man that tai stick fucked me UPPPP

tai sticks 

Weed

Sounds like a type of chinese food. Feel free to say it in front of cops.
Dude you wanna buy some Tai Sticks?
tai sticks by Mgmoe886 December 22, 2007
Is strong and durable and respectful but also savage... She crazy asf
Tai'Sheir wth man you Savage asf
Tai'Sheir by BaltimoresQueen May 11, 2016

tai'shun 

They arebthe person you will not want to hang around they will try to be the popular person never trust a tai'shun
Girl:hey bestie have u seen tai' sh-
Friend: dont u ever bring a tai'shun up go it
tai'shun by Contractorssss June 19, 2020