taco stand

the female equivalent of a sausage fest.

"Dude, that John Mayer concert was a total taco stand."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

taco stand

A brothel

I spent all my money at the Taco Stands in Vegas.

by Cape Cod Viking March 14, 2009

taco stand

A buttload of pussy all at once!!! plural

I ate a fucking taco stand last night!!!

by eminemthethug June 14, 2003

Taco stand

the equivalent of a female T-bagging.

little girl says to her father while playing a game "look daddy im T-bagging him" dad replies " no honey you don't have balls, you are Taco standing him.

by Rivari November 20, 2014

Taco stand

a females genital area basically a vagina

i was giving my girlfriends taco stand the chorizo she asked for

by BigBear94 March 28, 2015

Taco stand

An event or location where women normally go to pick up men, but is inexplicably occupied by other women. See also: hotdog stand

This club is a total taco stand. Where are all the guys?!

by LegalizeWords August 19, 2010

Screw This Taco Stand

When you get fed up in an (usually upscale) store waiting too long in line or for a salesperson to help you out, you say this while exiting the store. You are calling the store inferior.

after 20 minutes looking for help or at a register:

C'mon man, Screw this Taco Stand, I get better service at Wally World.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009