Tuah

At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.

Tuah's are on sale!

I washed your Tuah.

Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.

by Isac April 22, 2006

Shock Tuah

Whrn you spit on his dick then stick a finger in his butthole.

It was Justin's birthday, so I gave him that shock tuah.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 05, 2024

hawk tuah prints

(noun) similar to footprints, hawk tuah prints are trails made by hawk tuahing at the floor, forming a trail. they dry up fast!

Broski: Yo, i am finding some general chicken eggwuhs. can you create some hawk tuah prints for me?
Brotato Wedge: hawk tuah
Old Man: i'm old

by mrbeast539275 September 02, 2025

Hawk-Tuah

"Hawk-Tuah" (HÁH-K TOO-ÁH)

Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".

Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.

She was polishing the ol' mushroom head, and decided she wanted to show me that I'm the one, and that she loves me, so she musters up a nice loogy, and Hawk-Tuah, spits on that thang.

by Eraudog June 20, 2024

Montauk Tuah

What everyone is hoping to achieve at Memory Motel or Montauk Manor during peak Hamptons Summertime after galavanting at The Surf Lodge bopping to John Summit's Where You Are for the 69th time this year.

"I'm looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6'5", blue eyes to give the Montauk Tuah to."

by bombastic_sidepiece June 24, 2024

Stank Tuah Coin

This is like hawk tuah coin however, it is stank tuah rather than hawk tuah.

Person 1: “Yo bro did you invest in stank tuah coin? I already made $100.”
Person 2: “Nah bro put me on dat stank tuah coin”

by SmegmaDeck March 10, 2025

Hawk Tuah Girl

When asked: "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time", Hawk Tuah Girl responded with: "Oh you gotta give em that hawk- TUAH n' spit on dat thang"! The original video was circulated online around late June of 2024.

Guy 1: "Who made the Hawk Tuah joke?"
Guy 2: "I don't know.. People say its the- 'Hawk Tuah Girl', weird stuff bro"

by pseudonyimm September 29, 2024