To Trendy To Function. For those hipster and overall trendy individuals who uphold any and all stereotypes. The mere sight of such individuals is overwhelming to the eye. All one can do I pray to one day be worthy of such trendiness.

"Hoodie. Check. Adolescent facial hair. Check. Unnecessary Eye ware. Check. Combat Boots. Check. Originally Unoriginal personality. Check."

"That individual is TTTF! To Trendy To Function! Dear Santa, For Christmas, I'd like to be as trendy as that individual. Thanks, Love, Me."

TTTF by IfOnlyIfOnly January 26, 2011

TTTF

Too teen to fuck. A Girl who is too young to have sex and still try to get some.

Wow, This teen is tttf. Good luck to her.

TTTF by Alex513 October 6, 2005

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026