To Trendy To Function. For those hipster and
overall trendy individuals who uphold any and all
stereotypes. The mere sight of such individuals is
overwhelming to the eye. All one can do I pray to one day be worthy of such trendiness.
"Hoodie. Check. Adolescent
facial hair. Check.
Unnecessary Eye ware. Check. Combat Boots. Check. Originally Unoriginal
personality. Check."
"That individual is TTTF! To Trendy To Function! Dear Santa, For Christmas, I'd like to be as trendy as that individual. Thanks, Love, Me."