tttf 

To Tired To Function

Bill: WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP!!!!
Bob: tttf

tttf by Tyder21 March 7, 2009

tttf 

Too turnt to function

I was so tttf yesterday that I couldn't get up without falling back down

tttf by Penial Erectorus June 8, 2014

TTTF 

To Trendy To Function. For those hipster and overall trendy individuals who uphold any and all stereotypes. The mere sight of such individuals is overwhelming to the eye. All one can do I pray to one day be worthy of such trendiness.

"Hoodie. Check. Adolescent facial hair. Check. Unnecessary Eye ware. Check. Combat Boots. Check. Originally Unoriginal personality. Check."

"That individual is TTTF! To Trendy To Function! Dear Santa, For Christmas, I'd like to be as trendy as that individual. Thanks, Love, Me."

TTTF by IfOnlyIfOnly January 26, 2011

TTTF 

Too teen to fuck. A Girl who is too young to have sex and still try to get some.

Wow, This teen is tttf. Good luck to her.

TTTF by Alex513 October 6, 2005

.9.Uvilada, uvylada, uvaladal, uVylalalalalalalalalalalsa.dbabsbadbyUyuYuyuYutttTtTtTtTt.t.ttt.f.d.q..0.4.5.6.3.3.3.4.3.8.5.6.54.6.33.2.1.4.3.76.7.6.67.6.76.5.4.5.6.0.UyuYUyUlaluviladaluviluviluvIyVu

.9.Uvilada, uvylada, uvaladal, uVylalalalalalalalalalalsa.dbabsbadbyUyuYuyuYutttTtTtTtTt.t.ttt.f.d.q..0.4.5.6.3.3.3.4.3.8.5.6.54.6.33.2.1.4.3.76.7.6.67.6.76.5.4.5.6.0.UyuYUyUlaluviladaluviluviluvIyVu

.9.Uvilada, uvylada, uvaladal, uVylalalalalalalalalalalsa.dbabsbadbyUyuYuyuYutttTtTtTtTt.t.ttt.f.d.q..0.4.5.6.3.3.3.4.3.8.5.6.54.6.33.2.1.4.3.76.7.6.67.6.76.5.4.5.6.0.UyuYUyUlaluviladaluviluviluvIyVu

.9.Uvilada, uvylada, uvaladal, uVylalalalalalalalalalalsa.dbabsbadbyUyuYuyuYutttTtTtTtTt.t.ttt.f.d.q..0.4.5.6.3.3.3.4.3.8.5.6.54.6.33.2.1.4.3.76.7.6.67.6.76.5.4.5.6.0.UyuYUyUlaluviladaluviluviluvIyVu by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020