TTTF

To Trendy To Function. For those hipster and overall trendy individuals who uphold any and all stereotypes. The mere sight of such individuals is overwhelming to the eye. All one can do I pray to one day be worthy of such trendiness.

"Hoodie. Check. Adolescent facial hair. Check. Unnecessary Eye ware. Check. Combat Boots. Check. Originally Unoriginal personality. Check."

"That individual is TTTF! To Trendy To Function! Dear Santa, For Christmas, I'd like to be as trendy as that individual. Thanks, Love, Me."

by IfOnlyIfOnly January 26, 2011

TTTF

Too teen to fuck. A Girl who is too young to have sex and still try to get some.

Wow, This teen is tttf. Good luck to her.

by Alex513 October 6, 2005

tttf

To Tired To Function

Bill: WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP!!!!
Bob: tttf

by Tyder21 March 7, 2009

tttf

Too turnt to function

I was so tttf yesterday that I couldn't get up without falling back down

by Penial Erectorus June 8, 2014