by tofujoshi January 03, 2021
A very tol salty french fries that has a crush on Yamaguchi Tadashi and he is also a tsundere because of his brother. (Akiteru is really cute ngl)
"Tsukishima Kei is a really talented middle blocker, and a very smart megane too!"
"Stfu Yamaguchi (lol jk I love you bby).."
"Sorry Tsuki!"
"Stfu Yamaguchi (lol jk I love you bby).."
"Sorry Tsuki!"
by Hitoka Shimizu January 02, 2017
by YautyBear October 23, 2020
the seggsiest man alive, not rlly because hes not real but yk, hes so swag with his 20 inch thick glasses and his 188.3 cm (6' 2") self, hes literally the living embodiemnt of god, all hail tsukishima kei
by METALCINQUE December 24, 2020
by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021
A literally trash human who doesn't deserve rights. Stupid four-eyes. Just suck it up and stop being so mean.
Person 1: Hey, who's Tsukishima Kei?
Educated person: Oh, him? He's a little twink who has no logical understanding of common sense.
Educated person: Oh, him? He's a little twink who has no logical understanding of common sense.
by Satori Tendou November 01, 2020
Random person: “Omg I love Kei Tsukishima he can run me over and i’d say thank you...”
Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”
That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”
Other person: “Ummm... who’s Kei Tsukishima and why do you want him to run you over..?”
That first person: “ Oh he’s just like the hottest 2d man to exist.”
by MaDeLiNeIsCoOlErThAnU December 23, 2020