Triumphant 

A word used to describe someone who is superior, better, or victorious over everyone else

Guy1: Dude, I just kicked everyone's ass in my boxing match

Guy2: Man, you are totally triumphant!

Triumphant by InuXX June 15, 2009

triumphant 

Totally fucking awesome and/or glorious, i.e. Bill And Ted. Used often by metalheads.

"Dude, that chick is so triumphant."

"Holy shit, check out the new Judas Priest–it's totally triumphant!"

triumphant by Pyrus August 26, 2004

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Gus by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

Triumphant Knee Banger 

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

Triumphant Knee Banger by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

Triumphant Beehive 

A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".

Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.

Triumphant Beehive by Sonny Joe Lightning December 12, 2008

Triumphant Bastard 

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

Triumphant Bastard by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

Triumphant Thirds 

Being the third person to have sex with another, in succession.

Danny got sloppy seconds and then John had triumphant thirds, tina was very sore.

Triumphant Thirds by smerkis August 25, 2009