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triumphant 

Totally fucking awesome and/or glorious, i.e. Bill And Ted. Used often by metalheads.
"Dude, that chick is so triumphant."

"Holy shit, check out the new Judas Priest–it's totally triumphant!"
triumphant by Pyrus August 26, 2004

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.
Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Knee Banger 

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.
Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

Triumphant Beehive 

A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".
Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.

Triumphant Bastard 

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.
Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

Triumphant Thirds 

Being the third person to have sex with another, in succession.
Danny got sloppy seconds and then John had triumphant thirds, tina was very sore.
Triumphant Thirds by smerkis August 25, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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