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Tricare Sniper 

(n.): Any female with three or more children who entices a junior enlisted serviceman to marry them for the sole purpose of providing the aforementioned children from previous relationships with free medical care courtesy of the U.S. Military.
Johnson fucked up big-time. He brought that slut bitch under the umbrella, and she doesn't even love him. She's just a Tricare sniper.
Tricare Sniper by Lou Rawls June 18, 2011
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Tricare Chaser 

A person who seeks out military members to marry
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Tricare Chaser by Jynxlaw September 28, 2012

Tricareatops 

Pronounced: (Try•Care•A•Tops)

The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joe drunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
Have you seen SGT Snuffy’s wife?

She a big girl.
He’s got himself a damn Tricareatops!
Tricareatops by FML FML FML October 1, 2019

Tricadecathlonomania 

An annual, nationwide, 24-hour scavenger hunt.
Commonly referred to as "Trica" due to it's long name.
At midnight, each team (composed of up to 5 high school or college students) is given a list of tasks to complete. It is at this point that the game officially begins.
Tasks and items on the list are given point values based on the level of difficulty. In this game, every hour matters! It is different from most games in the sense that there are no official rules, bribing the judges is allowed, and cheating is encouraged.
Each year, the team that wins gets to be the judges the following year.
Bob: Hey! Are you doing Trica this year??
Sally: Umm.. maybe, what is it?
Bob: Tricadecathlonomania. Only the best thing EVER!
Sally: Wow, count me in!

Tricareatop

1...trailer queen / dorm whore that gets progo to force young GI into marriage, then proceeds to pump out 3 crotch goblins in 3 years and triples her pre-marital weight at the same time.

2...woman that grew up a sickly child and marries a GI because Tricare does not have a ban on pre existing conditions.

3...An otherwise healthy dependapotamus that is constantly going to the clinic for every ache, pain, sniffle and sneeze...or their crotch goblins...(military version of a hypochondriac)
Ariman Jones wife is back, third kid and she's only 21, What a Tricareatop…(OB clinic staff)
LT Johnsons wife is lucky to be a Tricareatop her congenital kooties would bankrupt a civilian family(Specialty clinic staff)
Sergeant Smith's wife has another appointment for a cold, what a Tricareatop. (Primary care staff)
Tricareatop by apsinc May 22, 2020
A person who enjoys pleasure through being abused but could also mean a person who is an inconsiderate asshole who enjoys being rude and vulgar to people
It also could mean someone being racist
The boy was being tricark at every hit his father gave him
The harley riders were tricark even though everyone kept saying to stop being loud

tricarico 

A man boy with strong latent homosexual undertones. A Tricaricos often uses subtle country boy charm to let u know he’s DTF dudes. He tells u that his chaps are for “buckin cows”, but are really used for getting “fuckin plowed”
“Thought we were gonna hang and watch the game, but he Tricaricoed me and grabbed my dick.”

“When I saw him bumpin and grinding at the ManHole, I knew he was a real Tricarico”
tricarico by Big Shawraaaay November 30, 2022