Tov

The guy in your class that will always be the funny one, even when he is not trying he is making everyone laugh.
He is the kind of guy that will randomly start bleeding from the nose, and start grunting. No one knows why he grunts, he just does it. Sometimes he will sleep, but you should take a picture of him, because you will never ever see a Tov sleep again.
He will also never get a girlfriend, but all the girls will think of him as a brother.

YES! I got a Tov in my class.
He is the best roommate ever!! He is such a Tov.

by LastCupAlive November 19, 2020

Tov

means "good" (hebrew language)

"layla tov" means good night.

by assviolatorr September 4, 2011

Tov

Jamaican slang for the swear word 'cunt'.
Can be also used as another word for 'clit' or 'clitoris'.

Example 1
Man: "Oi love! Show us your tov!"

Example 2
Woman: "My tov is moist"

by Yanawashee April 18, 2009

ToV

acronym for “tone of voice”

She made fun of me for having a gay ToV, what a bitch.

by admvvillis May 8, 2019

tov ahi

when someone's giving you bullshit but you just don't care

Duad: "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF"
Me: "tov ahi"

by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017

tov dor

A phrase you say to a certain friend/relative who just said something incredibly unrelated to the current situation.
the phrase is commonly used on people called dor, who are just unironically dumb.

Example 1
dor: did you know about that thing in the sky called sun? i tried looking at it today and my eyes hurt..
person 2: "tov dor".

Example 2
dor: can you please stop with that joke, it offends me..
everyone else: "tov dor".

by Goldens May 20, 2022

mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009