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The guy in your class that will always be the funny one, even when he is not trying he is making everyone laugh.
He is the kind of guy that will randomly start bleeding from the nose, and start grunting. No one knows why he grunts, he just does it. Sometimes he will sleep, but you should take a picture of him, because you will never ever see a Tov sleep again.
He will also never get a girlfriend, but all the girls will think of him as a brother.
YES! I got a Tov in my class.
He is the best roommate ever!! He is such a Tov.
Tov by LastCupAlive November 19, 2020
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Tov by assviolatorr September 4, 2011
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tove Tova Tov tovar tovey Toviah Tovn Tovanche Tovi tovia
Jamaican slang for the swear word 'cunt'.
Can be also used as another word for 'clit' or 'clitoris'.
Example 1
Man: "Oi love! Show us your tov!"

Example 2
Woman: "My tov is moist"
Tov by Yanawashee April 18, 2009
acronym for “tone of voice
She made fun of me for having a gay ToV, what a bitch.
ToV by admvvillis May 8, 2019
when someone's giving you bullshit but you just don't care
Duad: "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF"
Me: "tov ahi"
tov ahi by hehe xd123 May 24, 2017
A phrase you say to a certain friend/relative who just said something incredibly unrelated to the current situation.
the phrase is commonly used on people called dor, who are just unironically dumb.
Example 1
dor: did you know about that thing in the sky called sun? i tried looking at it today and my eyes hurt..
person 2: "tov dor".

Example 2
dor: can you please stop with that joke, it offends me..
everyone else: "tov dor".
tov dor by Goldens May 20, 2022

mazel tov, bitch 

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.
mazel tov, bitch by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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