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Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
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timfmbiisamshaabsooo

For all those desperate times in your life when you steal your girlfriend's phone and and don't know how to apologize so you end up belting out the words: "this is my fault, my bad, if I said a million sorrys, how about a billion sorrys? Ooo"
EJ just had to timfmbiisamshaabsooo when he came into possesion of Nini's phone and deleting Ricky's voicemail.
An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
tmfms by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
A contraction of "This Is Fucked Mate". Generally used to describe an impossible situation created by one's superiors at work that the peons have to deal with.
Worker 1: "The boss wants that container emptied by this arvo".

Worker 2: "But he sent all the staff out and I'm here by myself!"

Worker 1: "TIFM"
TIFM by Stealthmodeon June 20, 2011
Short for "the man I married" or "that man I married", usually used in a negative way.
TMIM is a real asshat.
TMIM is a slob.
TMIM by Tese February 21, 2007
Thank Mayans it's Friday.

History: The Mayans of Central America relied on not only the sun and moon, but also the planet Venus, to establish 260-day and 365-day calendars. This culture flourished from around 2000 B.C. until about 1500 A.D. They left celestial-cycle records indicating their belief that the creation of the world occurred in 3113 B.C. Their calendars later became portions of the great Aztec calendar stones. Other civilizations, including the modern West, have adopted a 365-day solar calendar with a leap year occurring every fourth year.
Girl : TGIF...THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!
Other girl: No, no...You should actually be thanking the Mayans!! TMIF!
TMIF by ethed September 3, 2010