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Too Much Information For Twitter.

The heinous but common act of publishing not just mundane spam on twitter, but actual personal information none of us want to know.
Girl (via Twitter) ~ "I have a gorgeous new zit that stands solo on my forehead and grows by the hour!! Yesssssssss!!!!"

Friend (via text) ~ "Girl, TMIFT."

Girl (via text) ~ "Hhahhaha, so . . . not funny?"
TMIFT by M-daddy May 25, 2009
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timfmbiisamshaabsooo

For all those desperate times in your life when you steal your girlfriend's phone and and don't know how to apologize so you end up belting out the words: "this is my fault, my bad, if I said a million sorrys, how about a billion sorrys? Ooo"
EJ just had to timfmbiisamshaabsooo when he came into possesion of Nini's phone and deleting Ricky's voicemail.
An expression of entitlement usually used by government employees who think you should be grateful that they provide a service you don't want which is funded by stolen money. An acronym for 'Thank Me For My Service.'
"I just got back from a tour of duty occupying another country in order to further a corporate agenda. You should tmfms by buying me a drink."
tmfms by WWWJWD May 15, 2016
A contraction of "This Is Fucked Mate". Generally used to describe an impossible situation created by one's superiors at work that the peons have to deal with.
Worker 1: "The boss wants that container emptied by this arvo".

Worker 2: "But he sent all the staff out and I'm here by myself!"

Worker 1: "TIFM"
TIFM by Stealthmodeon June 20, 2011
Short for "the man I married" or "that man I married", usually used in a negative way.
TMIM is a real asshat.
TMIM is a slob.
TMIM by Tese February 21, 2007
Thank Mayans it's Friday.

History: The Mayans of Central America relied on not only the sun and moon, but also the planet Venus, to establish 260-day and 365-day calendars. This culture flourished from around 2000 B.C. until about 1500 A.D. They left celestial-cycle records indicating their belief that the creation of the world occurred in 3113 B.C. Their calendars later became portions of the great Aztec calendar stones. Other civilizations, including the modern West, have adopted a 365-day solar calendar with a leap year occurring every fourth year.
Girl : TGIF...THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!
Other girl: No, no...You should actually be thanking the Mayans!! TMIF!
TMIF by ethed September 3, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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