"Too Long, Didn't Read"

Appropriate response to a long email in which the author takes too long assembling random, disjointed words into something funny or insightful.
TLDR.
by TooLongNotFunny September 2, 2010
Top Level Domain Registry, RE:website.xx, 2 letter country codes in websites
I found the tldr for china was .cc
by Bill C March 19, 2003
Used in response to someone who believes that they are intellectually superior to others and therefore writes long winded, unnecessary opinion pieces on their social media accounts in order to hammer home the fact that they think only their insight on a subject matters.
TLDR
by captainunicorn February 7, 2016
too liberal, didn't read.
Someone sent me a link to Obama's life of julia trash, so I had to say TLDR.
by tylertown2312 August 19, 2013
Too long, did read anyway.
Not to be confused with the antonym TLDNR (meaning too long, did not read).
Used when a post is incredibly wordy but the reader decides to plow through it anyway.
-OMG the OP wrote a novel!
-Yeah but it's relevant to my interests. TLDR.
by versusterminus September 8, 2011
1. text length DESTROYED RETINAS!

2. text length DESTROYS RETINAS!
1. I actually read all that, but tlDR (text length DESTROYED RETINAS!) Im blind Im blind!!

2. Dude, Im not going to read that because your tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS)!

3. Warning: tlDR (text length DESTROYS RETINAS!)
by AGNT009 February 9, 2011
What u say when u read Octavian's posts on teh forums.
"I AM EMPOERER OCTIAVIAN AND MY GUILD IS A ZERG GUIL AND WE ARE....
...

...

SO THERE TO ALL OF YOU BLAH!!!1"

"zomg, tldr!"
by tehanteetar March 1, 2005