The Sheriff's

The Sheriff's is a group of racist people that use climbswep. our mission is to combine racism and climswep into one. our moto is Sheriff's On Top.

The Sheriff's is a gang. The Sheriff's took our flags and raped us, then they came to our house and made love with our parents. we now have 3 sets of twins.

by Essence9501 February 26, 2022

The Sheriff's Office

Sheriff's Offices are important.

And then there's the fact that it's a dichotomy. And then there's the Fencing Fencing.On the other hand, the Dad And the Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) returned to The Sheriff's Office in time.

by CalebFromBlood1997 June 1, 2025

polish the rusty sheriff's badge

Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass.

"She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rusty sheriff's badge instead?'"

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011

The Sheriff of Lone Gulch

‘The Sheriff of Lone Gulch’ is an animated gay porn film, where a sheriff has to take down the town’s criminals, but they all get along with some sex. It’s usually played with a sped up version of Ballin by Mustard. The film is made by Animan Studios.

Man, The Sheriff of Lone Gulch is so funny!

by REALkirbo February 26, 2023

Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley

that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice

by samgoody July 9, 2009

shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz January 1, 2009