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The Russians

The people who are behind EVERYTHING. They have caused all the world's problems and fixed all the world's problems.
Gordon Ramsay and Donald Trump are actually spies of "The Russians Gay Fortnite Society" (RGFS)
by GayFucker69 February 26, 2019
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The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.
Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.
by Putin_himself December 21, 2016
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The Russians did it

Unknown agent, but hopefully none of our allies
Who killed Livitenko? The Russians did it.
by thaaanos April 11, 2018
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Fallen to the russians

When a lady has her special time during a monthly cycle, when the red tide comes in
e.g "Hows your missus dan?"
"im keeping well clear mate shes fallen to the russians"
- When the reds come to town
by Amanda bowditch August 16, 2008
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Blame it on the Russians

If something fucked up happens; blame it on the Russians.
Jack: Bro that junkie down the street just got stomped by John Gotti.

Evan: Blame it on the Russians.
by ApeNation October 2, 2022
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Scratch the Russian

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 9, 2022
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The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."
by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016
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