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The Patriots 

The 12(or 20, i forget) people who actually run our country. Mention in MGS series. They control all our information using "GW", an internal information system, inside the big shell, or supposed offshore cleaning facility for a tanker crash. The Patriots were once "The Philosophers" in the Cold War, but then branched into the patriots. They control our presidents and wars.
No, its all information screened out by the Patriots.
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The Patriots 

P. Pay
A. All
T. The

R. Refs
I. In
O. Order
T. To
S. Succeed
If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to

The Patriots 

A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.
The Patriots always attract the worst fans

Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
The Patriots by KayMF!! June 18, 2020

damn the patriots 

Similar to "damn the man!" or "whitey's holding me down".
Comes from Metal Gear Solid 2, in which the patriots are an invisible, completely dominating group that controls every aspect of your life.
*Your computer loses all its data* "Damn the patriots!"
damn the patriots by Adrian December 27, 2006

Damn the Patriots 

(phrase) What fans of the LA Chargers say after the historically dominant New England Patriots leave the Diamond Dogs for dead after any game between the two teams. Most recently exemplified in the AFC Divisional Playoffs on January 13, 2019.
Damn the Patriots! They played us like a damn fiddle!
Damn the Patriots by EqualsPeach January 14, 2019

Don't Be The Patriots 

Going undefeated only to lose when it counts

The Patriot Act

see George Orwell's 1984
The Patriot Act is proof that George Bush is the devil.
The Patriot Act by donewaiter October 30, 2005