The Milk Man 

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

The Milk Man by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

The milk man 

A man that has a farm of other men that he “Milks” daily.

That guy over there that’s covered in cum must be the milk man at that farm over there!

The milk man by DirtyDalton October 9, 2021

The milk man 

That man who sleaps with your mom

Hey, champ I'm going out with the milk man ill be back in 6 hours or 7 mins he don't last long

The milk man by B477y March 29, 2019

The Milk Man 

When you are pumping a pregnant chick and as you bust a nut in her you squeeze her titty so you get a mouth full of milk.

Last night i gave your wife a the milk man

The Milk Man by Milkkkkkman June 27, 2017

The milk man 

My mom's black and white toy she puts in her spiecal spot

Me-"Nice toy mom"
Mom-"Fr he's the milk man"

The milk man by Chad also join discord.gg/dick August 8, 2022

Joe the Milk Man 

He the a devil in the Coleious Davious religion. He may seem like a good guy on the outside, but on the inside, he will sell you 3% milk at a cheaper price then WalMart.

Why is he the devil? Coleious Davious said so.

3% milk is very unholy in the Coleious Davious religion. 2% is okay, 1% is good, while skim is the holiest, because it’s the most pure milk in existence.

“3% Milk is the best kind of Milk!!!!” - Joe

“Okay, Joe the Milk Man. It is very good milk, but I prefer skim milk.” - Willemus Van Duynious

Joe the Milk Man by memes124 April 7, 2021

The Dirty Milk Man 

when a boy is recieving a blow job, the odd man out ejaculates all over the girls back, unsespectedly, to create the illusion of delivering dirty milk.

Derek is getting head, and Paul cums all over the girls back, thereby creating The Dirty Milk Man.

The Dirty Milk Man by Tedwin December 27, 2007