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The Floor is Lava 

1. A multiplayer game in which one person yells, "The floor is lava!" and all other players must comply and find higher ground to get to. Anywhere but the floor is safe and if players stay on the floor, then they are painfully burned to death. The floor becomes safe only when the player that called "lava" recalls that the floor has solidified and is safe to walk upon.

2. An utterance that causes absolute havoc when shouted. The equivalent of yelling "Fire" in a crowded theater, but perfectly legal and much more fun.
"When my friend yelled the floor is lava, I jumped on top of him to save myself and he burned to death."

The floor is lava 

A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.
Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*

The Floor Is Lava 

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.
"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)

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THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSB
Nobody:
Literally No One At All:
Eicky: THE FLOOR IS LAVA BAJBXVHSJSVAJSBSB

the floor is hot lava 

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!
The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.
the floor is hot lava by nat s. February 7, 2008

The floor is not lava 

It's kinda self explanatory
"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."