A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
by RichardSlinger March 18, 2011
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"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?
"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".
"Dude, why are John's hands under the table"?
"Relax, man, he's only jumping the doodle".
by Reginald Vasquz June 19, 2010
Get the Jumping the Doodle mug.A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten
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"Dude, that Susan chick is totally into dusting the doodle, last night, she dusted my doodle, then blew me like i was paying for it.... Best part is that it was HER coke"
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A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.
A sexual maneuver where when doing a girl from behind right as she's about to climax you well "NIMOY HOY MINYOY YOY!" at the top of your lungs and plunge a pencil, eraser first, into her anus. Bonus points for the comically large pencils.
Why isn't Tom's new girlfriend talking to him right now?
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.
Didn't you hear? He gave her the doodle bob.
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