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The Daily

Reference to one’s regular, daily bowel movement.
I’ll be back. Need to take the daily.

Went to take the daily. It was a little wet.

Like a German train schedule, the daily is right on time. Back shortly.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018
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Apple and Rupert Murdoch's botched attempt at trying to make you pay for news. While filled with cool iPad effects, the novelty wears off quickly when you realize the articles are crap.
I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.
by forever__alone February 22, 2011
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The Daily Wire

A right wing hate group funded by billionaires to stoke a culture war while the billionaires bribe our politicians to make it easier to exploit the working class.
Oh, you watch The Daily Wire? I have a bridge to sell you, it's pretty cool, it's a transphobic bridge.
by HellWhyNot May 23, 2023
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The Daily Mail

1.An awful newspaper with bad,bad jounalism.
It supported the nazis (no joke),is anti-abortion,anti-imigration,racist and homophobic.
Only last week it attacked My Chemical Romance and other such emo bands in a manner reminiscent of post-Columbine articles about Marylin Manson.The aricle claimed the band promote self harm and warned parents about the "dangerous" emo cult. Incredibly,it also caled Green Day emo.
In short,if The Daily Mail had it's way all teenagers would be locked up,the BNP would rule the country and we'd all wear swastikas.
2.A story made up of unbelievable lies is often reffered to as "Daily Mail-esqe"
" The internet has many sites dedicated to Emo fashion (dyed black hair brushed over your face, layering, black, black, black), Emo bands (Green Day, My Chemical Romance), Emo conversation (sighing, wailing, poetry)."

"The courting of misery and death is a long-established teenage tradition. How many bedroom walls have been plastered with posters of drippy pre-Raphaelite heroines, or Marc Bolan or Kurt Cobain?"

"But compared to the music, the poetry is positively cheerful. The Gothic bands have names such as Bloody, Dead And Sexy or Colder Than Death."

Qoutes from The Daily Mail.
2."And then the black guy stole my baby and the gay man shot my husband and then the emo kid commited suicide right there in front of me!"
"Are you from The Daily Mil?"

FUCK THE DAILY MAIL!
by bandanasrerad August 31, 2006
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The Daily Double

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.
Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."
by bnksns June 19, 2009
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The Daily Show Effect

When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.
Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.
by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011
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the daily show

the most believable news show on T.V
i don't believe anything untill its on the daily show
by jesus June 30, 2004
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