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the Bro

the male version of a bra to create support for man boobs. First introduced in the show Seinfeld.
"Did you see that guy running? He really should get himself the Bro."
by cybercj October 12, 2007
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The Bro

The gentle, warm, firm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favorite possessions! Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconette, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If you you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!
‘This underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the bro, I would feel infinitely more supported!’
by Conspear December 21, 2020
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The 'Bro'

The gentle, firm, warm embrace of your mans hands supporting his (and your) favourite possessions. Able to provide any form of support (push-up, balconate, sports bra, etc), the bro (your mans hands) are truly versatile! If only you could wear him out (even to work...) with you!
'this underwire bra is so uncomfortable, if only I could wear the supple, firm embrace of the 'bro'- I would feel infinitely more supported!'.
by Conspear December 21, 2020
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The Bro Code

A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)

Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
by The Bro's March 18, 2013
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the bro-card fuck

To perform the act of sex, either on behalf of, or for a bro, as a favour to him.
Dude, my ex wont leave me alone... I'm going to have to pull out the bro-card fuck.
Serious? Eh, ok... but because i love you.
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The Bro Game

n. The game played where the word "bro" substitutes the rhyming syllable of a pop culture icon. This usually happens after a topic of discussion dwindles down. The more insulting the pop culture reference, the better. Having "bro" in the first and last name is a double whammy that is worth double points. The one who can't make a comeback, loses.
Bro 1: Yo, can I copy your homework for History?

Bro 2: Sure thing Bro J. Simpson.

Bro 1: Alright thanks Angelina Brolie

Bro 2: No problem Broeseph Stallin

Bro 1: David Browie

Bro 2: Browie Buddafubro

Bro 1: Bro Bronas

Bro 2: *winces in pain* Ow, that hurt bro.

Bro 1: That's the bro game my friend.
by lalalalalalalalalalalalala1234 December 26, 2011
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The Bro Code

THE BRO CODE (aka Golden Rules Of Manlieness)
Is the Rules/Guidlines to being a good BRO. its also considered a living document. like the constitution or the bill of rights. each including its own amendments and articles. there are many articles lost in time. there are many we still have. none of whicth are specifcly numbered. but we have a good idea. theres also side guidlines whicth can clarify meaning of some rules, also exceptions to some rules.
Sample Articles from the BRO CODE:

Article 1: Regardless of veracity, a Bro never admits familiarity with a Broadway show or musical.

Article 53: A Bro will, whenever possible, provide his Bro with prophylactic protection.

Article 57: A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
by Stefan855 September 25, 2010
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