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The Bills

Having a case of "The Bills" signifies a particularly low point in ones life. Common symptoms of having "the bills" include: losing/not having a job, long periods of unemployment, not having health insurance, cooler siblings, large nose, and so on. The Bills is also similar to having "The Minus Blues"
Yo man, i ain't got no job. Ain't never had no job. Ain't got no health insurance. My schnoz is large and my brother is pretty cool. I got the Bills, real bad.
by Unemployed4Life June 23, 2010
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The bills cannot be that high

PHRASE
1. Means that this charge seems unreasonable or unexpected.
2. Means that there must be an error or overcharge
3. Means that the amount is causing financial stress or anxiety.

Often used when someone feels like the cost doesn’t match their usage or expectations.
I just checked the water bill and nearly dropped my phone—the bills cannot be that high unless we're secretly running a car wash out back.
by Devin the Alexa Fan July 29, 2025
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skills to pwn the bills

Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
by Wonaldo April 21, 2008
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pay the bills online

The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.
Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."
by Secret TM December 14, 2016
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Paying the bills

John doesn't want to have sex with Jane while she's paying the bills. He hates the mess.
by The (Real) Great Western Satan February 14, 2012
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the naughty bills

The three bills that have had inappropriate relations with women (Bill O'Reilly, Bill Cosby, and Bill Clinton)
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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