A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.
"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."
by Sliced Kid January 7, 2016
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
by Big Boy 7 April 21, 2006
The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out
Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.
by DwightPegusus December 9, 2010
When a girl shits on your dick and wraps it in a tortilla, then proceeds to blow your “bean burrito”
by Gabriel 69 November 14, 2017
I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito
by Cozza Ol' M8 January 22, 2019
Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
by turd burgler6969 April 5, 2010
Sometimes just called "Bean Burrito". A level in the Super Mario Maker series in which repetitive button inputs make completing the level tedious along with the potential to die and have to start over from a single missed button prompt. A bean burrito level usually either only has one screen or the multiple screens in it are so similar that they might as well just be one extra large screen. All of this together makes what many would consider an awful level and usually makes for a miserable experience. These levels typically do not include checkpoints.
Origin: The name is derived from a level called Bowser's Bean Burrito in which the player must complete repetitive spin jumps on shells the entire time and missing a single jump results in having to do the level over from the beginning,
Origin: The name is derived from a level called Bowser's Bean Burrito in which the player must complete repetitive spin jumps on shells the entire time and missing a single jump results in having to do the level over from the beginning,
This bean burrito level is miserable.
by Shugunou September 3, 2023