bean burrito

You or your girl shits in a tortilla, then you wrap it around your dick and fuck her...
i asked my one night if she was hungry and said yes... i ask how about mexican food?.. she agreed... then asked how about a Bean Burrtio?... O i would love a bean burrito!!! she replied... So i proceeded to take a shit in a tortilla and placing my dick in the tortilla i proceeded to fuck her.. giving her a wonderful taste of south of the border...
by Big Boy 7 April 21, 2006
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Bean Burrito

A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.
Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.
by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 03, 2010
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Bean Burrito

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!
by J_awesome April 29, 2011
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Bean Burrito

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.
Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.
by Okapi_427 May 25, 2015
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Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.
She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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Bean Burrito

I pulled out and fed him a bean burrito.
by Homo Riot May 29, 2015
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THE BEAN BURRITO

You have anal sex with a girl so your dick is all covered in feces, then wrap it in a tortilla and make her deep throat it
fool last night i gave consuela sanchez THE BEAN BURRITO, esse
by CHINGCHONG6969 September 01, 2008
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