Bean Burrito

A bean burrito is the process by which one peforms anal sex on his partner and then proceeds to receive oral stimulation from the same partner.

Me and my girl were hungry for Mexican food last night, so I gave her a bean burrito.

by Hugh Schtickinmyazz March 04, 2010

Bean Burrito

A bus full of Mexicans

i had to ride in a Bean Burrito to get over here!

by J_awesome May 21, 2011

Bean Burrito

It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.

Ana went to Taco Bell and ordered a bean burrito.

by Okapi_427 May 27, 2015

Bean Burrito

Two hot chicks scissoring their engorged beans under a warm blanket on the couch.

She invited me for for Netflix and a bean burrito.

I could hear my sister and her friend doing the bean burrito during Game of Thrones. So I rubbed one out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019

Bean Burrito

Giving or receiving fellatio immediately after anal sex.

I pulled out and fed him a bean burrito.

by Homo Riot June 01, 2015

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 02, 2022

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016