thats what I said

Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.

"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"

by ambercake April 4, 2009

That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

by jordanlnk June 11, 2009

that's what i said

A phrase that is used when someone hears you wrong and tries to correct you by saying what you originally said.

Tom: I went to the movies the other day.
Jim: You mean you WENT to the movies.
Tom: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!

by some_guy1829374 March 6, 2008

That's what I said last Monday

A prickish statement brimming with undertones of adoration, playfulness and belonging often used in lieu of the longer and more appropriate: "That's what I so poorly tried to explain last Monday, but failed at when I got caught up in your smile. I am so impressed that you came to the same conclusion, if only you could see my smile instead of hearing the mumble of my foot in my mouth."

Her: *Heartfelt sentiment*

Him: "That's what I said last Monday"

<Mood is killed>

Her: "Who says that?"

by WhoIsthisIs November 2, 2009

that's what i said to she

The opposite of that's what she said. Better than saying that's what he said because if your a guy that sounds kinda gay.

"I'm about to put it in there"

"That's what I said to she"

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 6, 2009

Is that what I meant when I said it

Because you're repeating the thing I said.

Hym "Is that what I meant when I said it? So, either you're illiterate or you know you're being a piece of shit and you think I'm not going to do anything about. Ok. The ONLY... Thing I am going to do in life... Is something about that thing you did just there. I refuse to do anything other than that."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

That's what Shi'i said

The Muslim variation of the phrase "that's what she said". It is used as a joke when someone accidently uses a sexually suggestive phrase. This is, of course, ironic, seeing as a devoted Muslim wouldn't use a phrase like "that's what shi'i said" anyway.

Abdul: That thing is huge!
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

Abdul: Last night was awesome.
Achmed: That's what shi'i said!

by RammerJammer95 May 2, 2010