texty text

a cute, kawaii way of saying "sending a text"

ex. i'll texty text you when I leave

by megatron02 April 25, 2014

Texty texter

A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.

Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.

Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work

by sKandelous April 17, 2015

texty texterton

Somebody who does nothing but txt all day.

Joe: blah blah blah Twitter blah blah blah TFLN blah blah blah YouTube

Frank: @Joe, you're such a texty texterton, you do nothing but twitter all day!!

by jevanyn December 30, 2009

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by bit125 March 6, 2022

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

Text Aim

The measure of someone's accuracy in sending text messages to his intended receiver.

Ned (text): Ya bebeh c u l8r

Ted (text): Dude, you have to check who you are sending your texts to.

Ned (text): Sry bro, tht wuz 4 my gf lol

Ted (text): You have terrible text aim.

by Maurice DelTaco October 2, 2012

risky text

a message you spent the whole day thinking about how you're going to type it then you can't get yourself to press send. after you press send you feel the urge to smash your phone or shoot yourself.

oh shit I should not have sent that risky text

by vapegod420 June 29, 2015