me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
by volound September 19, 2009
by Yung Dhaveed February 22, 2022
adjective. Something very cheap, but still of eatable, usable quality. not just used for produce of tesco, but also for services. for example, a tesco value film would have bad special effects but would still be alright
by wonderfool April 2, 2004
The Tesco lottery is a game played by people who get deliveries of groceries from the supermarket chain Tescos.
Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.
Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.
The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.
Tescos seem to be remarkably bad at packing one's whole order in full and without bits of other people's orders. Thus, some deliveries you find you are missing a few items; you have lost the Tesco lottery, as some other person has your smoked salmon... however, you just call Tesco and get a refund.
Now, somewhere else there is a person with your smoked salmon and somebody else's bottle of vodka, but they are missing some toilet paper; they call Tesco and get a refund on the toilet paper, but keep the other stuff they didn't order; they have won the Tesco lottery.
The fun thing with the Tesco lottery is that the only real looser is Tesco.
1. "I won the Tesco lottery today... I didn't get a bottle of Pepsi, but I did get two bottles of wine, a pack of coco-pops and some rump steak in exchange; oh, and of course I called Tesco for a refund on the Pepsi."
2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."
2. "Damn it, I lost the Tesco lottery! Where's my wine, coco-pops and steak? All I have is this Pepsi I didn't order. Oh well, I'll keep the Pepsi and get a refund from Tesco on the missing stuff."
by Aoife303 November 21, 2006
Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco
I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia
by J-H Marwood October 9, 2017
the cheapest version of products found in tesco stores
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
by dontstartaband June 29, 2006
by Jess Willcox October 8, 2008