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T.A.D.S

This is a very funny thing.It means Touching Another Dude Softly.
JohnDude stop touching me like that!
CarlHow was I touching you?
JohnT.A.D.S.Touching Another Dude Softly.
by TiffTiffL April 16, 2009
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T.A.D.S

Also known as " The Annoying Dehydrated Sleeper/Cunt"
Is when your brother/friend is sleeping in the same room as you, and in the middle of the night, he or she wakes you up because they are making annoying dry mouth clicking/swallowing noises
Defining T.A.D.S

ME: *Enjoying my uninterrupted sleep*

TAD sleeper: *Annoying dry mouth noises*

ME: *Wake up PISSED, grab MY water bottle, and throw it at him, scaring the living shit out of him*

You ANNOYING DEHYDRATED CUNT,
Drink MY water
by I Love Sleeping September 4, 2020
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T.A.R.D.I.S

1. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. The Tardis is the doctors time machine in the show called doctor who it is bigger on the inside it can go to any world and any time.

2. Some fans might say it stands for Ten And Rose Dating In Space because of a companion named Rose Tyler that fell in love with the tenth doctor. This is not what it really means it is just a fun thing bad wolf fans say
girl 1: oh my gosh its the T.A.R.D.I.S!
Girl 2: lets go see if the doctor is there!
by allons-y10thdoctor4evs May 24, 2014
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.
by Big dumbus January 24, 2021
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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W.I.N.D.S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Weird Idiot Neighbor Doing Something Terrible And Leaving Kittens Everywhere Really
by 1AM August 28, 2016
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