T-Wats

a girl whos name starts with t and last name starts with wats.

Taylor Watson? oh ya we call her T-Wats, shes a sexy thang.

by salajobelks. December 12, 2010

twatsiole

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

The Bleeding Twats

One of North Carolina's best punk bands. Formed in 2008 and beginning with only two members, the band has become a common name in the underground punk scene. Picking up a bass player in 2010 as well as many new songs, they're gaining in popularity. Even opening for people such as CJ Ramone.

Did you catch The Bleeding Twats last night, They fucked my life up!

by Murderjunkie88 July 31, 2011

Bucket of hog twats

A bucket that is filled with useless sex organs but yet
it is still more useful than you

You're more useless than a bucket of hog twats bob!

by Audir8 June 11, 2021

twatsicle

Another name for a penis.
Featured in Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo.

"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

by AuntieTATA September 17, 2005

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

Twatson

The average Twatson is 6'2" and weighs 220 lb. It inhabits northern New Jersey but can also be found in Arkansas or Maine, depending on the season. Its diet primarily consists of Jets and Diet Cokes from the Parkwood Deli, although it also enjoys the cock. Twatsons are incredibly fucking stupid and uncoordinated. They are always seen squinting and have an abnormally-sized big toe.

Twatson: Did you guys know that the national sport of Arkansas is driving?

by rectumranger31 April 21, 2010