The sound of a washboard being played, but generated solely by computer hardware or software synthesis.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.
No real washboards are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic washboards are being employed.
The smartphone video game, "Undersea Match & Build" has plenty of synthetic washboards in one piece of its zax.
by Telephony October 21, 2019
A constructivistically hyperreal paradigm of fascism which eschews Nietzsche's will-to-sense paradigm in favor Schopenhauer's power-to-desire paradigm.
Synthetic fascism substitutes Friedrich Nietzsche's model of nihilism for Kashif Vikaas's model of aesthetic or "meta"-nihilism.
In synthetic fascism will is postulated as having "synthetic" or "false" origins.
The paradigm of 'synthetic' will is also marketed as 'vapor sharia.'
Synthetic fascism substitutes Friedrich Nietzsche's model of nihilism for Kashif Vikaas's model of aesthetic or "meta"-nihilism.
In synthetic fascism will is postulated as having "synthetic" or "false" origins.
The paradigm of 'synthetic' will is also marketed as 'vapor sharia.'
Synthetic fascism replaces Nietzsche's paradigm of will with a contrapositive paradigm: power-to-desire.
by sandrashine June 17, 2018
initially appearing to have masculine traits such as knowing how to shave, change a car tire, change your oil, or hang a picture frame. To only be ousted as having synthetic masculinity due to a lack of real understanding of how to do these 'basic' tasks as a man. This often stems from someone's mother taking the role of a father figure instilling a level of synthetic masculinity resulting in a base level of confidence until confronted by someone with authentic masculinity.
Jack's mom taught him how to shave his face and shake hands.
On the surface, he appeared to be fine but beneath his fragile shell of masculinity, he knew that he was unable to live up to the standards of what it means to be a 'man' in modern society.
Without a masculine role model, he was raised to be synthetically masculine, resulting in deep fear of not being good enough to be called a man.
On the surface, he appeared to be fine but beneath his fragile shell of masculinity, he knew that he was unable to live up to the standards of what it means to be a 'man' in modern society.
Without a masculine role model, he was raised to be synthetically masculine, resulting in deep fear of not being good enough to be called a man.
by 喾凯 June 16, 2020
The sound of somebody popping their fingers, created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis -- not all unlike how synthetic clapping, synthetic cans, synthetic car horns, etc. are produced.
Kat McSnatch's song, "I Don't Like You" is terrific, but it would be even better if it had synthetic finger popping it instead of real finger popping.
by Telephony April 29, 2015
The sound of automobile horns created entirely by hardware or software synthesis.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
No real car horns are harmed when synthetic car horns are used.
Most frequently found in synthesizer music and computer demo zax.
The demo program for the Apple Mac titled, "Chevrolet" by the computer demo group Nooon has synthetic car horns in it. Howl kewl!!!
by Telephony April 4, 2015
The sound of a hi-hat (a pair of cymbals on a stand with a foot pedal that is used to open & close them; thus changing the sound that they make when struck with drumsticks) created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
Most frequently heard in electronic music ("electronica" is the name of the actual musical genre).
No real hi-hats are damaged or destroyed when synthetic hi-hats are employed.
The song, "Move to the Beat" by the electronica group Monkey Zound has synthetic hi-hats in it! How kewl!
by Telephony September 29, 2015
The sound of a pan flute being played, but generated solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.
No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.
No real pan flutes are folded, spindled, or mutilated when synthetic pan flutes are employed.
Hey Dan, you've got to download the Commodore Amiga demo, "Hardwired" by the Amiga demo groups Crionics and the Silents! Its zax has a synthetic pan flute you've just GOT to hear!!!
by Telephony January 7, 2017