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Switched up 

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy
Damn tony switched up on me for jackson
Switched up by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up 

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.
Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

SWITCHED up 

To be under the influence of alcohol, and to be high on marijuana.
Bro I’m so switched up right now
SWITCHED up by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019

stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.
Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

I’ve stitched my bumhole up 

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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