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Swimmer's balls

Similar to diaper rash from wearing a damp bathing suit for too long
Holy fuck I have the worst swimmer's balls right now. I should have changed after swimming!
by Nipzie July 30, 2016
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Swimmer Balls

The dry, irritated, shrunked form of balls usually received after swimming for too long. Wearing a speedo only makes this condition worse, as it also compresses said balls.
After the all day invite, I had such a bad case of swimmer balls, I spent the rest of the night scratching them and rubbing moisturizer on them, but in the end, the only thing that could fix it was a nice tea bagging from my girlfriend.
by cookiemonsterwanteatyou September 12, 2009
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