swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

swedish chef by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

Swedish chef by Paul Nicholas May 1, 2007

Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

Swedish Chef by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

Swedish chef by Paul Nicholas May 2, 2007

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

Swedish chef by Boomgoo December 21, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019