swedish chef

An inept and typically failed attempt at executing an admiral task or goal.

Dude she just swedish chefed that bj. Bork bork bork!

swedish chef by Slickery Dickery Dr. January 8, 2004

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

Swedish chef by Paul Nicholas May 1, 2007

Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

Swedish Chef by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish chef

Sexual use of a cucumber or other vegetable on your partner, coupled with the subsequent feeding of said vegetable to a friend or ex.

He totally Swedish Chefed her.

Swedish chef by Paul Nicholas May 2, 2007

Swedish chef

When a person places their arms around their back and another person puts their arms around them and jerks off a third person.

The girls weren't willing to have a threesome so they gave me a Swedish chef.

Swedish chef by Boomgoo December 21, 2022