The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"
by Tom556828 January 16, 2008
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Someone that is the ultimate lame; truly a ham. Don't expect much out of them.
Wowww swan, fall back.

It's a swan crossing up in here.
by SicWitIt June 6, 2009
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Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
by woiseau June 13, 2008
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A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.
You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!
by Alex Borstein April 25, 2004
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wander or go in a casual, irresponsible way, as to look for opportunities to gain something if lucky enough.
"You swan in here, your first tournament and you think that (you can ruin everything)..." (Outnumbered TV series season 3 episode 2)
by Vahid_niamadpour May 15, 2012
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To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water
Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning
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An acronym for Strong Women Achievers, No Spouse.

A phenomenon seen in society where many smart successful high earning career women find it difficult to find an honest partner, because most smart successful men prefer dumb pretty girls who will give them a great time in bed. These men are intimidated by SWANS, who in turn find it difficult to marry less successful men (just like all females) and would rather remain single then get used, or God forbid, mistreated by a loser.

They also have the tendency to get the unwanted attention of potential boytoys if they are found in their work environment (usually as copyboys), who are young broke but good-looking men who were jocks in high school and are now adult male golddiggers. However, unlike big male CEOs, who would happily have a trophy wife, these women are (almost always) uncomfortable with marrying down.

Its not a common term but it has been used in several social science books like "Single by Chance, Mothers by Choice: How Women Are Choosing Parenthood Without Marriage and Creating the New American Family" by Rosanna Hertz
With the move towards gender equality and more women getting educated, starting a career life, climbing up the business ladder, and delaying marriage and starting a family, there are more SWANS now than ever, and will keep increasing unless men drop some old-fashioned attitudes about age, fertility and exterior beauty.
by Necromancer44 May 27, 2007
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