raw areas on the penis that turn into scabs, usually obtained by prolonged dry humping sessions or sloppy hand jobs. they are usually very painful until completely scabbed over.

I have three scabbies from your mom's sucky hand job!

scabbies by mikel stan April 26, 2009

scabbies

an STD simialr to crabs but under/inside your skin instead of out side

zeke: dude i have scabbies, help me
Me: LOLCANO

scabbies by jizzle dizzle July 25, 2006

stabbies

nown - people that stab

don't go to hyde park at night mate, loads of stabbies round there

i know, they've got four pcso cars driving about all night looking for them pesky stabbies

stabbies by ilovesmack March 12, 2015

scabbies

the art of removing a fresh scab from dirty skin. Ooze and puss will start leaking out of the area when it is removed.

"I ate a scabby the other day. It was lying around the house. I think it was my dirty dad's. But it tasted good. "

scabbies by maggot January 16, 2004

Scabbies

scabbie infected wetback wannabe redneck firefighting hangy pussy lickin "tater-tot" pillpoppin theif, swamp donkey fucking dopehead!! He's the son of a border crosser whom which tends to have an obsession with judging people because of the mistakes they have made in the past. Even though she's a dope whore from way back when. Scabbies is a dead beat no good low life useless piece of shit whom will never amount to anything more than what he is today. He thinks he is gods gift to women but in reality they just pray to god they don't get his air born STDs!! PUSSY ASS NIGGA, I DON'T WANT CHA GONORRHEA!!!! SAUGHN !!!! YOU HAVE BEEN URBAN DICTIONAFIED BY YA SISTAS!!!! FUCK YA BITCH!!!!

GIRL 1: Hey why are you in the hospital??do you really have scabbies??
GIRL 2: I don't want to say cause I'm to ashamed :(
GIRL 1: What happened? You can tell me..
GIRL 2: Well I caught the Shaughn :(
GIRL 1: THAT SHITS DEADLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Scabbies by wutwut inthebut November 29, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026