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Slang for 'cunt' or 'faggot'
"Man, he's such a Surjun!"
Surjun by stjuds April 20, 2018
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Man that girl was such a Sujung
Sujung by Big daddy Skore July 9, 2015

Subjunctivitus

A disease in which French students conjugate so many verbs in the subjunctive tense, they forget how to simply use verbs in the present indicative. (Often results in lower test scores, poor french speaking skills, and constant criticism by native speakers, etc.)
Student 1: Je le vois.

Student 2: No, you dummy. Learn to speak French, it's actually je voie.

Student 1: Not in the indicatif, mon ami.

Student 2: Ouch! i have subjunctivitus again!
Subjunctivitus by NWA787Pilot October 21, 2009
A turkish word for diarrhea. Used in some Balkan countries, most commonly in Bulgaria.
I bet I will have surgun tonight...
surgun by vikxdz March 10, 2021
Sunjung is a very short Korean girl that is very strange. She is best described as the bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: seemingly harmless and cute until she attacks you and rips into your neck.
She is pretty smart except she thinks that brownies have icing and they dont so
Sunjung is also seemingly very quiet but dont be fooled because she can be very loud

She enjoys fangirling over actors, manga, kpop stars, and ice cream
1: wow who's that short girl running around over there
2: thats sunjung
1: oh duh
sunjung by seriouslywtfidontevenknow November 23, 2013

subjunctive 

The subjunctive mood is the verb form contrasted with the indicative and imperative moods. It occurs somewhat oddly in English because in many persons and tenses, the same form is used for indicative and subjunctive verbs. It is used primarily to express events that are contrary to fact or, if set in the future tense, uncertain. This is why one says "If I were..." instead of "If I was..." though the latter is not always incorrect. The conditional word "if" often introduces a contrary to fact or uncertain condition, but it can also express a certain condition (usually when it could be replaced with "when") thus: "If it were raining, I would be happy" versus "If it was raining, I was happy." The verbs of the first are in the present tense and subjunctive mood, the second in the past tense and indicative mood. The first expresses the idea that if it were raining (but it's not), I would be happy (but I am not happy). The second expresses the idea that whever in the past it was raining, I was happy. Subjunctives are also used to express hortitory and jussive ideas such as "God save the queen." Using the subjuctive, one says "It is imperative that he read this" rather than "It is imperative that he reads this," but it is never used with the "that" of indirect statement. The subjunctive mood is rarely used or correctly formed in conversational English (and many popular works of literature).
Incorrect: If I was rich, I would not live in a box.
Correct: If I were rich, I would not live in a box.
subjunctive by Andrew Paczkowski December 19, 2004

Subjuntive whoring 

When one uses a large amount of subjuntive tenses on the AP Spanish Language exam in the hopes of whoring himself/herself to a 5.
Uf, yo me sente cerca de Jose, y el uso el subjuntivo cada otra frase. Creo que estaba subjuntive whoring.
Subjuntive whoring by abra233 October 16, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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