The most racist person since the founder of the KKK. Constantly refers to blacks as "niggers" even though from reading his text he is obviously not. He believes that The Black population of this country is inferior to the white population. He thinks the fact that they were denied equal education to white people makes them less human and thus of an inferiro intellect. Although I agree with the fact that "african-american" is one of the most over used words in this country I donot believe that gives him the right to refer to them as niggers. I would liek to meet up with him and show him what I really think of him. If my take on him is based on a misunderstanding (I doubt it) then he can send a reply to this post.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).