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supercancersyphillaids 

Worse than supercancer or supercanceraids. But still a made up disease to poke fun at the fact that pretty much everything you do will either give you cancer, aids, or syphillis. Mainly cancer.
Dude, Jassy's lookin hot today!

Look but don't touch man, she's been around Vegas several times - she got the supercancersyphillaids. Make yo dick hang sideways and then some.

supercanceraids 

A hypothetical terminal illness borne from living in excess. Known to the state of California to cause supercancersyphillaids.
I chew gum all the time; I can't wait until they find out it causes supercanceraids.

Man that pipe dope smells funny. Probably get the supercanceraids from it.

Super cancer 

A form of cancer that gives you two months to live, and makes Bungie sorry for you so you can haz recons
Dear bungie i haz super cancer only two months to live can I haz recon plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Super cancer by madmonkey540 December 14, 2010

supertanker 

Jeff: Holy fuck that girl is fat!

John: She's a fucking supertanker!!
supertanker by CMBC February 22, 2011

Super cancer 

A for of heart, lung, stomach, brain, kidney, ect. cancer that can only be contracted from exposure to chrono radiation. Chrono radiation itself can only be found on board and in every nook and cranny of time machines. The truth is time travel is real and possible but will cause super cancer at some point in the travelers life be it immediately after or 12 months before. Due to it's extremely unpredictable nature time travel has been all but outlawed to prevent spread of Super cancer
Doc: Hey martey I went to a rejuvenation clinic. They got me all fixed up change of blood, new kidney, they even cured my super cancer

Marty: Super cancer?

Doc: Yeah, side effect of time travel. Of course you ALWAYS wore your lead-lined suit in the time machine right?

Marty: SHIT
Super cancer by Blarny December 28, 2011

superfance 

He got his mullet trimmed last night and it looks so superfance!
superfance by mizportland September 2, 2010