summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

summoning demons

When you are throwing up after a night of drinking.

Dude! I heard you last night summoning demons in the bathroom!

by Freschey October 16, 2018

Siesta Summon

The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.

He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.

by pillowpetgurl October 1, 2013

Gacha Summoner

Some random who saved the gacha world from corruption

Me: all hail the gacha summoner for beating up that corruption-obsessed whore

by chaos boy July 30, 2021

Summon the Octopus

The act of inserting all eight fingers (thumbs are NOT fingers) into any bodily orifice.

"...I'm totally gonna get Janice to summon the octopus on my ass tonight!"

by bjbroderick February 28, 2009

Three Summon

When two incredibly hot women invite you to have a threesome with them.

Bob was three summoned by the chick with the big titties and the girl with the phat ass.

by crazyJMV February 26, 2010

Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.

Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!

by mightybjorn March 24, 2004