suckcess

One who seeks advancement by debasing him or herself.

Ima give some kneepads to that sucksess bitch who stole my promotion.

by ubiq1 December 30, 2004

suckcess

1. A sarcastic deviation of the word "success".
2. Outright failure to amuse, entertain or otherwise impress.
3. To suck

Your feeble attempts at humor are a suckcess.

by who__cares May 16, 2009

suckcession

A series of epic fails.

In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.

by voodooKobra July 24, 2010

suckcess

(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.

"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

by Christophe McLovern May 04, 2008

suckcessful

Triumphant at getting a stud to let you orally "drain his equipment".

Monica Blewinsky is so voluptuously beautiful and has such huge luscious lips that she would likely be suckcessful with almost ANY dude whom she approached for "pressure-relieving" privileges.

by QuacksO February 25, 2022

suckcessful

Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.

guy1: what a suckcessful game!

guy2: but I had only 230 damage done.

guy1: I know.

by adasaddas March 03, 2021

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 01, 2025