Subbuteo 

Subbuteo, a term used to describe that you fingered a girl in a recent fling or with the mrs.

(Not to be mixed with the table top game in which you flick miniture players around a miniture football pitch, hense the reference to fingering a girl)

Johnson - 'hey man, i had a quality game of subbuteo last night with my bird'

Gerry - 'seriously!? she's into to subbuteo, i used to love playing that when i was younger with the little figures.'

Johnson - 'no you tit, subbuteo as in i gave a good fingerblasting'

Gerry - 'ahh shit, no i get you, nice work!'

Subbuteo by Lewsky April 22, 2011

subbuteo 

originates from the unfeasibly crap table football game. used by weirdos who can't play the actual game.
means to kick

i shall subbuteo that window/door/large pane of wood to aid to our escape/ exit of this building/establishment

subbuteo by crazy gembird December 7, 2004

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008