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Stupid Neck 

A stupid neck is a medical condition, also known as "cervical spinal stenosis". It is the narrowing of the spinal canal in the neck. It can squeeze and compress the nerve roots where they leave the spinal cord, or it may compress or damage the spinal cord itself. The seven vertebrae between the head and the chest make up the cervical spine. Squeezing the nerves and cord in the cervical spine can change how the spinal cord functions and cause pain, stiffness, numbness, or weakness in the neck, arms, and legs. It can also affect your control of your bowels and bladder.

A notable case of this condition is of professional wrestler Edge, otherwise known as Adam Copeland, who was forced to retire because of his, "stupid neck". This was a huge loss the to company, and sports entertainment, but thankfully, there are many other facets to the industry that he can still contribute. He will always be remembered as one of the greatest in ring performers between the late 90's, right up until his retirement in 2011.
Professional wrestler Edge was forced to retire from in ring competition, because of his "stupid neck".
Stupid Neck by MrSambo May 16, 2018
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Stupid neck 

A neck on a human being that is unwanted or wants to be moved from from its origin resulting in pain. Mainly from another higher forced being.
Do you want me to move your stupid neck?
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