stuart townsend

the 33 year old Irish actor (born December 15, 1972) who many feel made it "big" during his role of Lestat de Lioncourt in the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned. He is also well known for his role of Dorian Gray in LXG or The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and About Adam. He is currently dating Charlize Theron. Stuart Townsend is hands down the sexiest man on earth.

"oh my gosh, have you seen stuart townsend as lestat?!"
"definitely!! that concert scene just about made me faint."
"concert scene?! psh that's nothing compared to the rose bath!!"

stuart townsend by arielkelsey September 6, 2007

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start townsend is a beautiful actor!!he got famous with the movie queen of the damned!!he plays the part of lestat de lioncourt

there comes a time for every vampire....when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily...unbearible...living in the shadows....feeding in the darkness..with only your own company to keep.........
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stuart townsend by akasha November 1, 2004

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stuart townsend

A horrible actor with no artistic integrity. He BUTCHERED Anne Rices Lestat. He knew nothing of Lestat and even got drunk for an important part of the movie. Tom Cruise played Lestat perfectly in Interview with the Vampire.

Stuart Townsend does not excel as an actor.

stuart townsend by Traveling Bob July 29, 2006

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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