Stuart is a bitch
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by Kolton Teeple December 06, 2017
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i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008
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1. short
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up
6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up
6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music
lisa: wow someone just texted me
nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.
nicole: wow such a stuart move.
nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.
nicole: wow such a stuart move.
by alleyesonhalladay July 26, 2009
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A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet
by Stuarthater March 06, 2019
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by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020
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Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!
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by Imogen or stuart March 05, 2021
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